why do you always do this

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i freaking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.

punkrockluna:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

ayyy lmao

captainarlert:

stygiandawn:

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Does it tho?

swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either
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